Teaser LimericksThere once was a girl named Vee.Shark attack, she had to flee.Her boyfriend has been taken,For an ill that's mistaken.Now its her turn to claim Victory.There once was a boy named Josh,He's definately not a "frosh".He tries to be her hero, Will he turn out to be zero?He reveals the Virus to be bosh.Boy and girl are caught in a scam.Government scientists caught them in a jam.They're caught in great dangerand with guards worse than texas rangersWill they survive this massive sham?
Open Air LaundryIt gets to a certain point where even my roommateshave shunned meand on the bus I'm all alonewhile the strange guy is sitting next to reluctant ridersand eventually even I am so disgusted thatI need to get rid of the smell.I go to the laundromat andthere I get my first glimpse of him.He comes to the laundromat every Saturday at 10 am.And now, so do I.My roommates are amazed.I'm not sure, but I believe they've obtained a picture of his face and are doing elaborate worshipping rituals.Soon, we started hanging out together- and we went on a few dates. I brought him to my apartment.My roommates groveled at his feet."Th